We’ve all heard of “revenge bedtime procrastination” - but what about revenge morning blending? If your partner is that 6am protein shake guy, firing up a loud blender while the rest of the house is still deep in REM sleep... you feel this 🫠🫠🫠
Enter: Blend That. Portable. Powerful. And actually quiet 🤫
I bought one for my husband because I couldn’t take the 1200-watt blender symphony every morning anymore. Now? He blends his shake in the garage. Or the car. Or the gym. Or literally anywhere but the kitchen 😄
It charges via USB, takes 30 seconds to blend and doesn’t sound like a helicopter landing. Bonus: he thinks it’s cool (which means he actually uses it).
No more “babe, it’s just a quick shake.” No more waking the baby. No more rage dreams.
Blend That Tip: Pair it with protein powder and frozen banana to win spouse of the year 🏆
Peace + smoothies = Shop Blend That now.
